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Stormcatcher

Day 2... before taking on the mammoth task of sorting out useless and annoying politicians, I noticed I haven't even picked a home yet, so I'll move to Hawaii temporarily: Nice climate, good place to relax and feed sharks.

Also a great location to start the big clean-up. First, I'll pick up all NPPs and nuclear warheads and throw them into the sun, a proper place for chain reactions. After that, I'll take care of the Fukushima area and wipe it squeaky-clean using the heads of TEPCO and all politicians who lied about the disaster for two-and-a-half years. While there, I'll move the Japanese archipelago including all disputed islands closer to Hawaii and away from the greedy Chinese government (I'll deal with them later).

Oh, and I'm taking Sakhalin as well, just to annoy the Russians. Already got a brilliant idea what to do to Putin...