Next time you step up to battle, get straight with the facts
Because between you and me, you just got axed.
Look at the time- the month flew by
Guess none of you were fly enough to try- Why?
Because my insults make you cry-
Yeah, like little girls. Don't deny
The words that I hurl make you look me in the eye
And realize the facts don't lie
This kat rules
And all the rest of you fools
Can run on back to your homes
And yo schools
Where you know it's safe to troll
In the shallow end of your proverbial pools
Hey maybe someday you'll even find a job that pays
Enough for a laptop that's nearly modern day
(No, I don't mean the dance that yo sister does, mm'kay?)
Learn to take it in a graceful way
By which I mean, bend over
This war's over
It's been fun
But I think we can see who won
And a shout out
To all the players on this battlefield
Cus it's been real.
*yawn* sorry, were you saying something? I couldnt tell the difference between your incessant whining and this mosquito flying nearby.... Blood sucking parasites....
"Fatigue makes cowards of us all."
Take a lesson from the mosquito, and learn to suck it up.
You know... when I saw that goat coming, my first reaction was just sheer relief that it wasn't you.
I might have opened my mouth to laugh. But if I did, shame on me for mocking the little guy.
"They call them... wooden legged goats, stiff legged goats, nervous goats..."
"While it may seem easy to make fun of the fainting goats, there are scores of breeders who love them just the way they are."
Yo mamas got jobs working together at the home depot. Now they can get paid by the screw day and night!
Guess yo mama must be jealous. She couldn't get a screw from anyone at Home Depot if she offered to pay for it.
Your so poor, the garbage truck throws off a few bags when they drive passed your place out of pity.
You + are = you're
"Your" is a possessive pronoun.
For example: "You're so poor, your neighbors use to run over animals in front of your house just help your family with the groceries."
OCD= Luna fixated on pointing out typos.
remedial= your education.
Luna likes beating dead animals: cats, dogs, mice, bears.... but especially dead horses.