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Battlefield: Freestyle

lunakat

Next time you step up to battle, get straight with the facts
Because between you and me, you just got axed.

lunakat

Look at the time- the month flew by
Guess none of you were fly enough to try- Why?
Because my insults make you cry-
Yeah, like little girls. Don't deny
The words that I hurl make you look me in the eye
And realize the facts don't lie
This kat rules

And all the rest of you fools
Can run on back to your homes
Yo mamas
And yo schools
Where you know it's safe to troll
In the shallow end of your proverbial pools
Hey maybe someday you'll even find a job that pays
Enough for a laptop that's nearly modern day
(No, I don't mean the dance that yo sister does, mm'kay?)

Learn to take it in a graceful way
By which I mean, bend over
This war's over
It's been fun
But I think we can see who won

Peace out
And a shout out
To all the players on this battlefield
Cus it's been real.

TrollHammer

*yawn* sorry, were you saying something? I couldnt tell the difference between your incessant whining and this mosquito flying nearby.... Blood sucking parasites....

lunakat

"Fatigue makes cowards of us all."
Vince Lombardi

Take a lesson from the mosquito, and learn to suck it up.

TrollHammer


Lol! It isn't the jerky that you need to worry about.





Nope, but I hear the goat is horny. RUN LUNA, HE'S COMIN FOR YA!!!!

lunakat

You know... when I saw that goat coming, my first reaction was just sheer relief that it wasn't you.

Goat_Biter

lunakat said

You know... when I saw that goat coming, my first reaction was just sheer relief that it wasn't you.


And here I thought that your first reaction was to open your mouth!

TrollHammer







And here I thought that your first reaction was to open your mouth!







Regardless, your reaction of fainting dead away for an hour was pretty weak.

lunakat

I might have opened my mouth to laugh. But if I did, shame on me for mocking the little guy.

lunakat

"They call them... wooden legged goats, stiff legged goats, nervous goats..."

"While it may seem easy to make fun of the fainting goats, there are scores of breeders who love them just the way they are."

TrollHammer

Yo mamas got jobs working together at the home depot. Now they can get paid by the screw day and night!

lunakat

Guess yo mama must be jealous. She couldn't get a screw from anyone at Home Depot if she offered to pay for it.

TrollHammer

Your so poor, the garbage truck throws off a few bags when they drive passed your place out of pity.

lunakat

You're

You + are = you're

"Your" is a possessive pronoun.

Nuh_uh

For example: "You're so poor, your neighbors use to run over animals in front of your house just help your family with the groceries."

TrollHammer

OCD= Luna fixated on pointing out typos.

lunakat

remedial= your education.

TrollHammer

Luna likes beating dead animals: cats, dogs, mice, bears.... but especially dead horses.