...they dont answer the phone when I call the number on the back of your dinged up truck.
Because they know you're just calling for directions. You can't read street signs, a map or GPS... so you keep following me. I know you gotta get your daddy's clunker home eventually, but I ain't driving you there, sonny.
...people in your town walk down the center of the road, because its safer that walking in your lane-- the sidewalk.
Helen Keller scored better on her driving test than you did.
I still passed. You permanently lost your license for drunk driving... You werent actually drunk, but they couldnt believe that anyone that drove as poorly as you couldnt be drunk.
It's remarkable you passe at all, considering your signature move was "Look ma, no hands!"
I'm sure you drive better that way, cus it couldn't be worse!
Remember when you needed a space to park your car, and used a tree?
...you do your off-roading in town.... ...in the park, in the mall, in city hall...