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[quote:eccc87a59a="Sharee"]Do elves have "bad hair days"? Of the fluffy kind?[/quote:eccc87a59a]
Isn't their hair always fluffy?
[quote:eccc87a59a]Do trolls ever suffer from lack of that vitamin you mostly get from sunlight?[/quote:eccc87a59a]
No, they're photosynthetic, hence the gre.. forget it. That doesn't work either.
[quote:eccc87a59a]Do elves ever get gas?[/quote:eccc87a59a]
Blasphemy!

And just so I contribute [i:eccc87a59a]something[/i:eccc87a59a] today: it's spelled "hemorrhoids."

(See, I've learned to put the period inside the bunny ears just like a real writer type person.)